Off My Tits On Fictional Men Tee/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

“Off my tits on fictional men” stitched loud and proud, it’s a cheeky nod to British humour and the collective delusion we’re all more than happy to share.

👕 Embroidery/Print: “Off my tits on fictional men” (front chest)

🌟 Material: Cotton — cosy, durable, and perfect for everyday wear

📏 Fit: Available in unisex sizes S–XXL for that just-right, lived-in feel

Ideal for book club banter, lazy reading days, or making it crystal clear that your favourite love interests live firmly in fiction.

💌 Each piece is stitched/printed and packed with love (and a healthy dose of sarcasm) from our home studio.